I think starting a series would be a good idea. Nothing as grandiose as a novel though. Just plain sentences should do. So here’s the first (hope more will follow, and this won’t be the only one. It will put a sad end to my so-called series). Will try to give alternate definitions to words/phrases, striving for some light humour along the way (ofcourse, the humour may be totally as seen by me, so won’t guarantee universal happiness! )

Suggestions and additional definitions via comments are most welcome!

False cheeriness ~ The sun shining brightly out on a snow-laden scene, with the sky grey, overcast and sullen; threatening to spill more and more of that snow on to poor unsuspecting peoples’ heads.

Could also be given as an example of “lulling (someone) into a false sense of security”.