Some original jokes, sent your way for a mid-week dose of cheer.

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What did the geek name his two pet tabbies?

Tab and Alt-Tab

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Joe (glumly): I have got an elephant of a memory.
Frank: You mean, you’ve got the memory of an elephant.
Joe: No, I’ve got an elephant of a memory. It is huge, grey and difficult to get a grip on.

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Laugh. It is obligatory.