Posts tagged ‘gyaan’

Quotable Quotes

Good friends give you advice you already knew, only in a louder voice.

What do you do when..

Wrangling an apology from someone for saying something which offended you, doesn’t even make you feel better!

All you ever wanted to know but didn’t know whom to ask!

There’s a tag going around. And i caught it. So here’s a list of silly answers for a list of silly questions. Or silly questions when i have no answers (or don’t want to give them 😛 ). Butttttt, you gotta do what you gotta do, for the purpose of enlightening some folks. So…

1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
I need to sit. Now!

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
Why, you wanna try?

3. Does it hurt?
You mean if i give you a swift kick in the pants for asking such questions? Let’s try, shall we..

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Sure do. Wouldn’t be half as much fun otherwise.

5. Does size really matter?
Solitaires – yes. House – yes. Paycheck – yes. Surprise gifts – yes. Errm, did you say next question?

6. When the bill comes, are you still a feminist?
A resounding yes. Unless you are one of those who treat women like fluff and insist on shielding them from the hard facts of life (like a big bill). I am all for that too.

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
I just dont have to shrug on a jacket to cover the tee, do i? If i did, i wouldn’t take long either.

8. Do you watch porn, too?
In addition to what else? 😀

9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
It depends. If i like it, it just might.

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
Nope. Guys are all slotted, compartmentalized and done. Where’s the mystery? Read more…

Home Truths

Gleaned from personal experience and observation.

. You can get to know someone more in 1 yr than others whom you have known for 4.
. You can stop liking someone, but you can never really stop caring for them.
. Conversely, you can hate someone with all your might, but if they go through a bad phase, you still pity them.
. You can bare all your secrets to anyone, or confess anything you want, but for the post-confession time, no one can wipe your tears better than  your mom.
. You can wear your heart on your sleeve all day, and for some people it’s like part of your clothing, for others, it’s a prop to use to their advantage. For yet others, it’s something that brings you closer.
. You can wish away to glory that some people move out of certain ruts, and you can push them all you want, but they aren’t going to budge until they convince themselves of the fact they need to move.
. And on a lighter note, pure happiness can be achieved in bursts; to be happy all the freakin’ time, you need to be a saint or something. 😀